Im hilarious
Profound Theories & Intellectual Discussion with Dirk Diggler & Dick Duggler™
Dick Duggler: do you remember Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century? Thats what everyone SHOULD be shipping
Dirk Diggler: robo-watson oils himself up to drill into sherlock's anus
Dick Duggler: can I just say I love Robo-watson
Dick Duggler: he was a fat robot
Dirk Diggler: with mutton chops
Dick Duggler: and a nice derby hat
Dirk Diggler: human sherlock was smarter than robot watson
Dick Duggler: why the fuck was a human sherlock holmes smarter than a goddamned ROBOT from the goddamned 22nd century
Dick Duggler: youd think by then their robots would be hyper intelligent
Dick Duggler: but nope human sherlock holmes came along and was like "watson your fucking retarded"
Dirk Diggler: ELEMENTARY MY DEAR ROBO WATSON. YOU CAN ONLY THINK IN BINARY, OLD CHAP.
Dirk Diggler: YOU DO NOT POSESS THE INTELLIGENCE OF MY ENORMOUSE HUMAN BRAIN
Dirk Diggler: ENORMOUS.
Dirk Diggler: AS OPPOSED TO ENORMOUS WHICH WOULD REFER TO THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE
Dirk Diggler: *ENORMOUSE
Dirk Diggler: GOD DAMNIT
Dick Duggler: SHERLOCK IT WOULD APPEAR I HAVE THE EDGE ON YOU WHEN IT COMES TO SPELLCHECK
Dirk Diggler: Fuck you Rattigan
Dick Duggler: why would you even want to bring sherlock holmes back to life
Dirk Diggler: (back to life)
Dirk Diggler: (back to life)
Dirk Diggler: (back to life)
Dick Duggler: no stop
Dick Duggler: you could have brought fuckin MCA back to life
Dick Duggler: he would be a great detective
Dick Duggler: "Listen up ya'll, after examining the evidence I can confirm that this is a sabotage"
Dirk Diggler: Fuck it just bring back every rapper that died in the last decade or so.
Dirk Diggler: 2Pac
Dirk Diggler: Biggie
Dick Duggler: 2pac n biggie could be the new sherlock and watson
Dirk Diggler: Fuck that Biggie is moriarty
Dick Duggler: who would watson be then
Dirk Diggler: snoop dogg you idiot
Dirk Diggler: "sherlock i dont have time for this mystery shit i am too fuckin high"
Dick Duggler: no wonder they lived on baker street
Dirk Diggler: baked street
Dick Duggler: wake n bake
Dick Duggler: I dunno though I kinda see the dynamic of 2pac n biggie as sherlock and watson working out
Dirk Diggler: explain yourself
Dick Duggler: "Fuckin hate you dog but we gots mysteries to solve n shit"
Dick Duggler: its perfect the ratings would skyrocket
Dirk Diggler: word
oh my god what comic and what issue is this I never thought Id see a team up between deadpool spiderman and hit monkey
